i din know polyclinics close at 1630
so stupid
close so early
later pple got emergency how?

anyway i've hurt a friend real bad
hope she's gonna forgive me

this is the mama san story u've all been waiting for

few million years ago
when the solar system was formed
the god of all gods decided to allocate 9 different gods
to run the 9 different planets created
while he take care of the burning fire ball in the middle of the solar system
and keep an eye on the rest of the planets

so very unfortunatly fortunatly
guan yin ma, an in-training goddess
was assigned to earth
with other senior god and goddess were allocated to other 8 planets
so she being very creative decided to create human beings
outta phospholipids and some other materials in her "doraemon" pocket

the first human created was MA LI LING
ma li ling was made with extra phospholipids(PL) at her chest
then ma li ling lived on earth for 3 hours
then she felt lonely
so guan yin ma(GYM) decided to make a companion for her
so she created JJ using ma li ling as a model
this time with a lil variation
no more extra PL on his chest
she put the extra PL in between his legs BY ACCIDENT
so that's how JJ was born..

so they lived on earth for 17 years
and they tried the game GYM taught them
which i shall not elaborate the process, rules and regulations
and POOF!!
IT BECAME KOKOCRUNCH!!
ma li ling gave birth to his first son
they were very proud
and decided to name their first boy huatose
coz ants always crawlled around him for some reason
*huatose is a kind of carbohydrate (sweet)

then they decided to play the game GYM taught them again
and POOF!!
IT BECAME HONEY STARS!!
kelvin was born
kelvin is their 2nd off spring
they were very proud too
they named him kelvin coz.....
GYM told them to name him that..
or maybe kelvin was a nice name thats why!

then the two sons left home in search of their own life

erm.. juz for your info
ma li ling and JJ continued the game
and gave birth to another duck and bear if i'm not wrong
haha..
weird..

yesh
so here's where the mama san story starts
huatose went deep into the jungle
in search of a wife
a companion in which he can live his life with for the rest of his life
so he met a cat woman called dorie who he fell madly in love with

and they deicided to get married

life after marriage was miserable
they gave birth to a son called eedee who dorie married him off to a wealthy family coz she lost too much money in some gambling dam
poor eedee
he was only 2 months old then

but after losing their son
dorie did not stop gambling
in fact she became worse!

she lost the whole family savings
and everything they've got
thought huatose tried to stop her form gambling
but he did not suceed
in the end
he's left with no choice but to sell his body in order to pay for dorie's debt
pandorie felt bad
that his husband had to do this coz of her
she decided to quit gambling
and join huatose in the prostitution industry
but this time
dorie din allow huatose to sell his body anymore
coz she feel guilty
dorie brought along 2 other friends with her to work

so huatose became mama san who only 'work' on special occasions like customer with special request etc
they worked hard for 17 years
cleared all the debts
and finally
they got enough money to buy their son eedee they married off back
eedee was very happy
and he wants to inherit the family business after his father
so deicided to join the mama san industry

they slowly expanded their business overseas
and opened franchaises all over the world
huatose mama san pte ltd became so well known
that no matter where u go
u juz have to ask anyone on the street abt huatose mama san
they'll tell u that its the best prostitution service ever existed in history

now friends out there
that is how huatose went into the prostitution industry
sometimes pple do things because their conditions require them to do so
its not always that they want to do it

the above is just a story
wad that is more important is wad i said above
peepos out there
untill next time!!