first i'd like to thank jearlene
for helping me update my blog
huh? u say?
in case u dunno
the previous entry was posted by her =]

this is for all those who tell me that they're fat
my suggestions..
jearlene told me that she's fat
i told her
xando slim 10 and marie frans bodyline
she said she no money
i told her
slice off your fatty parts
starve
run to school everyday (she's in NYP)
it saves money
and u can b slim and pretty
she said she dun wanna bleed to death
and excercising is no use
so i told her to kill herself
and hope to reincarnate into someone better

pls la..
dun forget that i'm fat too
if i know of any slimming down solution
then i wun b fat anymore right?
sigh..

i think life is like a massive multiplayer RPG
its like everyone plays different characters
but you as the main character in your life is human race
a human knight fighting monsters you encounter
monsters are things that happen to you everyday
so your friends are differnciated into different race classes
clerics, archers
archers are people who helps u out in the battling of monsters
long-range
means they might not be near supporting you
but is there supporting you
cleric heals pple in the game
they're those pple who talk to you
and help u feel better after something bad happens to you
i think cleric friends are important to your life
if not hah!
there'll be too many suicide cases
pple killing themselves being too depressed
there might also be some other warrior friends
who's fighting the monster with u
thats like friends who would stand up for u
and always there with you
of course
there are friends who are monsters in your life
that i believe i dun have to elaborate
what kind of a friend are you to others???

jearlene told me this story
i think its a WONDERFUL story
its really nice
here it goes

peter's new in school
(i'm so not creative and so cannot think of other names)
he bought a bag of cookies
then went back to the class
sat down at his table and started reading
then came a gurl with a bag of cookies
lets name her mary (LOL)
mary dunno peter
but decided to sit beside him
she juz sat there for awhile
peter din know y she sat beside her
so he continued reading his book
then mary started to eat the bag of cookies on the table
peter tot
"OMG, this gurl is like damn rude la?"
so he quickly grabbed another cookie outta the bag and ate it
mary continued taking the cookie from the bag
after she finished the first
peter is damn angry now
so for every cookie mary took, he quickly grabbed one from it too
in the end
there is only one cookie left in the bag
so mary took that cookie,
broke it into half
and gave half to peter
peter was very angy
he tot
"its the last piece of MY cookie"
"can't u leave it for ME?"
he snatched the piece of cookie from her
and chomped it in frustration
after class, he went straight back home

when peter reached home
he unpacked his bag
and found HIS bag of cookie in his bag....

nice story eh?

how many pple are like mary nowadays
most of us are peter dun u think?
=]